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| Democrat Stanley Laurel (left) and Republican Oliver Hardy |
Well, Stanley, just look at the mess you and your Democrat friends have gotten us into this time! You just tax, tax, tax! And now, the voters are very upset!
“Yes Ollie, we certainly are in a pickle, aren’t we. But you got it all wrong. We Democrats just gave the voters the biggest tax reduction in history!"
"Democrat tax reductions! Why you listen to me, Stanley, those were Bush Tax cuts and that was our idea! You were against the tax cuts, remember?"
"Yes, we were against it, but now we're for it!"
"So now Stanley, we don't have any more money, so, we have no choice but to cut our spending!"
"Well Ollie, we won't have to do that because we Democrats voted to make the rich pay for everything!"
"We can't do that! Soon they will be as poor as us! Then what will we do, Stanley?"
“Olliver, I’ve got an idea.”
“All right Stanley, let’s hear it.”
“If we are out of Money, why don’t we just print some more? Then you can pay our debt, and I can spend all I want, and the voters won't have to give us a dime!"
“Why Stanley, I think that's a great idea!”
“Thank you Oliver, I’m glad you like it!”
5 comments:
Oh, JJ. Where do you find this stuff?
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I don't know where it comes from. Why are you anonymous?
There is a petition to NOT increase the debt ceiling: http://wh.gov/UpGJ
Getting congress into a stalemate on increasing the debt ceiling may be an achievable goal. That would force them to reduce spending.
"you'll take a check? I thought you wanted money. Sure, I'll write you a check, no problem.." Jeff Foxworthy ( paraphrased)
Maybe that would work. Have everyone write a check and let the FDIC sort it out!
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